For when you can't be bothered with pages of transfer gossip and moaning about a loss to relegation fodder.
Wednesday 31 July 2013
Tuesday 30 July 2013
Sunday 28 July 2013
Brad Friedel Prepares for Retirement
Friday 26 July 2013
Sandro and the Development squad have a BBQ and a few beers
Apparently this how Sandro opens his beer... not sure that the Tottenham Hotspur Insurance policy will be covered for this should he do himself an injury...
EXCLUSIVE: Soldado Leaves Valencia with Personal Security!
Tired of the back and forth between to chairman who are locked what is arguably the biggest staring contest of all time, Soldado has taken matters in to his own hands and has left Valencia.
He left this morning, armed with a Bengal Tiger for personal security and is currently somewhere between the med. He is expected to makes his way up the English Channel within the next few months, before arriving for a medical sometime in 2014.
He left this morning, armed with a Bengal Tiger for personal security and is currently somewhere between the med. He is expected to makes his way up the English Channel within the next few months, before arriving for a medical sometime in 2014.
Tuesday 23 July 2013
Monday 22 July 2013
TRANSFER EXCLUSIVE: ITK Wrong on Soldado...
After much talk and speculation it appears that Baldini is not in fact in Valencia to strike a deal for Soldado...
We can exclusively reveal that he was is in fact due to perform a classical guitar performance... TONIGHT!
He stopped of to see his guitar mentor (pictured above in background)
Sunday 21 July 2013
AVB: Gangnam Style...
Ok, I've had these floating around a while... but in case you missed them first time round... Here's AVB (with a cameo from Freund) performing Gangnam style... I know, I know... I'm like 6months out of date with these!
Saturday 20 July 2013
EXCLUSIVE: BAE In Forehead Botox Eyebrow Denial!
After rumours on an internet forum that BAE has had botox on his forehead he quickly sanctioned a televised interview. BAE went to great lengths to prove that he hadn't undergone cosmetic surgery.
In front of a live television camera, and an army of reporters, he repeatedly raised his eyebrows up and down for hours... as our exclusive footage below reveals...
In front of a live television camera, and an army of reporters, he repeatedly raised his eyebrows up and down for hours... as our exclusive footage below reveals...
PRE-SEASON UPDATE: AVB and Awesome Dawson
Not much new to report today except that AVB and Dawson were up on the training ground early. They took some time to try out a new aerobic workout that has been previously tried at Ajax. It is meant to increase co-ordination whilst keeping the heart rate high...
BAE: "ITK? Je pense que 'Chinny Reckons'"
When asked about what he thought of all of the transfer rumour that surrounds Tottenham Hotspur every summer, BAE's reaction was a simple stroke of his beard... which as we know is the international signifier for 'Chinny Reckons'...
PRE-SEASON: New season, new training
As part of the new season the coaching staff have a new core strength training exercises. Aided by Kyle Walker, AVB was keen to show the rest of the team the first of the new exercises...
Friday 19 July 2013
Spurs Fans React to Benteke Signing New Contract
"I am shocked at Levy" said one "How dare Benteke sign a new contract and not come to Spurs. Levy should have done something... last week I didn't want Benteke, because he wasn't David Villa, or Leandro Damiao, but this week I wanted him... tomorrow... I wont care, but tonight, Levy must be lynched!" said an angry Tottenham fan on Twitter
EXCLUSIVE: Footage of Levy on Hearing that Aston Villa Wont Budge on £25M For Benteke
EXCLUSIVE: Footage of Daniel Levy Hearing that Aston Villa Wont Budge on £25M Price Tag For Benteke
Daniel Levy laughed, packed up his folding chair (he takes it to all of his meetings in case he needs to make a swift exit... you can't buy it in Ikea), and walked off in to the sunset, leaving Spurs fans fuming!PRE-SEASON: Adebayor is back in training
Emmanuel Adebayor today rejoined his team mates and got straight to work at the training ground. Over the summer he has been working with top sports scientists planning a new fitness regime, which includes...
Wednesday 17 July 2013
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