WENGER: "We will compensate all season tickets holders after awful defeat...."

"...I'll be at the end of aisle 9 between 3:30 and 4:40pm on Monday"

LUIS SUAREZ: "You're so self satisfied I don't need you..."

"You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free"

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Al Qaeda threats on Tottenham

{obviously this is not legit...}

Clint Dempsey's Message to Tottenham Hotspur Haterz

'How to do the Sexy Villas-Boas'

If you liked the gif, you can get the T-Shirt and not only learn, but also do your part in informing other how to do the Sexy Villas-Boas

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Real Madrid President formally in talks with Tottenham

Real Madrid President Perez displays in anger after his first talks with Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy over the £100M transfer of Gareth Bale.

Bale in SENSATIONAL televised 'Come and Get Me' Plea

Not wanting to break his silence on his rumoured transfer to Real Madrid, Gareth Bale sensationally used the medium of morse code and blinking to send a 'Come and Get Me' please to Florentino Perez...

LATEST: Bale comes out with ATTACK on Levy!

EXCLUSIVE: Levy breaks silence over Bale transfer

Brad Friedel Prepares for Retirement

He may be 42 years old, but having played in Spurs' pre-season games of Honk Kong, Brad Friedel shows no sign of retiring just yet. The goalkeeper has also turned his hand at coaching. He is currently taking his coaching badges and spends some of his time in training work with our young goalkeepers.

BREAKING: Spurs announce BALE back-up plan

"There's only two Gareth Bales"

BREAKING: Bale celebrates new contract deal

EXCLUSIVE: Soldado Leaves Valencia with Personal Security!

Tired of the back and forth between to chairman who are locked what is arguably the biggest staring contest of all time, Soldado has taken matters in to his own hands and has left Valencia.

He left this morning, armed with a Bengal Tiger for personal security and is currently somewhere between the med. He is expected to makes his way up the English Channel within the next few months, before arriving for  a medical sometime in 2014.

AVB: Gangnam Style...

Ok, I've had these floating around a while... but in case you missed them first time round... Here's AVB (with a cameo from Freund) performing Gangnam style... I know, I know... I'm like 6months out of date with these!

ARCHIVE: How Big Martin Jol used to impress the ladies

Exclusive: Baldini delight at Tottenham move

BAE: "ITK? Je pense que 'Chinny Reckons'"

When asked about what he thought of all of the transfer rumour that surrounds Tottenham Hotspur every summer, BAE's reaction was a simple stroke of his beard... which as we know is the international signifier for 'Chinny Reckons'...