LUIS SUAREZ: "You're so self satisfied I don't need you..."

"You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free"

Bale in SENSATIONAL televised 'Come and Get Me' Plea

Not wanting to break his silence on his rumoured transfer to Real Madrid, Gareth Bale sensationally used the medium of morse code and blinking to send a 'Come and Get Me' please to Florentino Perez...

Sandro and the Development squad have a BBQ and a few beers

Apparently this how Sandro opens his beer... not sure that the Tottenham Hotspur Insurance policy will be covered for this should he do himself an injury...